January 2010
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Jan 31st
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i had an amazing night tonight, by far the best i’ve had in a long time. i love my friends to death.
Jan 30th
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laughable
your desperate attempts at becoming an alpha male are absolutely pathetic. you are not fooling anyone and honestly you’re getting a little old for me to need to tell you grow the fuck up.
Jan 30th
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dear ryerson,
i have written four essays for you so far and i am not even a student yet. please for the love of god let me into your school. i am not strong enough for this.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
Man tries to pay overdue bill with spider drawing →
(via mindymaygan) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jan 28th
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god, i am so glad to be done with you.
you are honestly just not a good person and i have no idea why i kept you in my life for so long but i’m happy you’re out of it. i’m so happy i’ll never have to deal with your shit ever again. thank god you were always a shitty enough friend to me that i don’t even feel an attachment to you anymore. just keep being yourself and soon there will not be a single good...
Jan 27th
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i'm almost jealous
of my friends who give their significant others second chance after second chance even though they consistently get treated like shit, because i honestly have no idea what it feels like to love someone enough to let them put me through that. then again i kind of win because i don’t get treated like shit by someone who’s supposed to love me.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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http://www.baconbabble.com/index.php/2009/12/30/our... →
absolute gold.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
2 notes
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i want.
i want to have the power to destroy somebody, i want to know i mean so much to someone that i could tear their life apart.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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“darryl philbin is the most complicated man that i have ever met. i mean, who...”
– kelly kapoor, the office
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
101 notes
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seriously wtf
four of my friends have gone through rough breakups this past week. what are the odds and why is the universe being so mean to people i love?
Jan 17th
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“john and mary had never met. they were like two hummingbirds who had also never...”
– “worst analogies ever written in a high school essay”
Jan 17th
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Listentegan & sara - sheets i promise i...
Jan 17th
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you can't believe me?
really? is it really that unbelievable that i would want to be there for a friend who is hurting so badly right now? if this is a matter of loyalty to you then think of the way i kept my mouth shut time and time again. think of how you were the one who got me involved in this but i still listened to you when you needed to talk about it. think of all the times that i was a great fucking friend to...
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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good news of the day
i got accepted to mcmaster :D
Jan 15th
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“it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling...”
– michael scott, the office
Jan 12th
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this is not my secret to keep. i honest to god do not know how much longer i can keep biting my tongue.
Jan 12th
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you are the earth beneath my feet. you are my...
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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abandonment issues ftw
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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if i die tonight, i want your name written on my...
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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2009 surveyz
I confess that in 2009 I.. (x) stayed single for the whole year. (x) made out in/on a car. (x) kissed in the snow. (x) celebrated Halloween. ( ) kissed in the rain. (x) had your heart broken. (x) broke someone else’s heart. ( ) had a stalker. ( ) mooned someone. ( ) went over the minutes on your cell phone. (x) someone questioned your sexual orientation. ( ) came out of the closet. (...
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
90 notes
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big hearts are for breaking
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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http://idobi.com/news/2010/01/silverstein-performin... →
i posted that :D i know that editing and posting a news story is really not that big of a deal but it’s the first legit thing i’ve done in this internship and it makes me feel good.
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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resolutions
this is the first year i’m actually writing new years resolutions. there are a lot of changes i want to make in my life, some big and some small. i just hope it’s not too much at once and i can actually follow through on them. -stay positive -eat more healthily and regularly -take my vitamins every day -start saving money and spending more responsibly -get in shape, or at least...
Jan 1st
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the new year
so this is the new year and i don’t feel any different the clanking of crystal explosions off in the distance so this is the new year and i have no resolutions for self assigned penance for problems with easy solutions so everybody put your best suit or dress on let’s make believe that we are wealthy for just this once lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn as...
Jan 1st